{"id":1195,"date":"2022-09-12T23:47:28","date_gmt":"2022-09-12T22:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.z360.com\/blog\/?p=1195"},"modified":"2022-09-12T23:52:25","modified_gmt":"2022-09-12T22:52:25","slug":"bad-lodger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/?p=1195","title":{"rendered":"Bad Lodger"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

From this :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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To this – in a few hoarding years :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Abandon hope all ye who enter here!
Meanwhile find the bed…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Destroyed the carpet
Broke the bed
Broke the shower
Broke the toilet
Broke my dinner
and
Flooded the kitchen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Words to the wise – I guess I should have seen the warning signs!
So yes I am partly to blame…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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From this : To this – in a few hoarding years : Abandon hope all ye who enter here! Meanwhile find the bed… Destroyed the carpetBroke the bedBroke the showerBroke the toiletBroke my dinnerandFlooded the kitchen Words to the wise … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1195"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1202,"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1195\/revisions\/1202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/z360.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}